jade:

me: shoot why is every1 together and i’m here without a boyfriend/gorlfrend

me: declines every date. takes 3-5 business days to respond to messages. never smiles. cannot parallel park

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seite:

and then they proceeded to be the worst at their jobs for the next 20 years

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weloveshortvideos:

Jun trying to get his daddy’s attention.

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warlocksmith:

me; r u an angel because you-

girl in the bar: *6 wings unfolding from her back as her body morphs into a conglomeration of lion’s heads covered in burning eyes* you will forget all you have seen *painless white holy fire sweeps across the bar, when the blinding light fades no one remembers a thing and she is gone*

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Of course she looks better with make-up on dumbass why tf would she spend $50 to look the same

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evangelikon:

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deathonabitch:

my house is haunted because i live here

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